Now, this may come as a shock to you, so heed my warning...
When I have no comment, I do not comment.
I know it seems CRAZY, but trust me, it achieves the same effect.
In fact, sometimes, it can be even more effectual.
Again, please try to keep yourselves together when I tell you what I'm about to tell you.
But the same goes for 'I don't know what to say'.
When I don't know what to say, I do not say anything.
It's okay to keep silent. You don't have to say anything. Nobody's going to judge you. In fact, most of the time, people never expect you to say anything.
Okay, okay, I know it feels like your world has been turned upside down, but trust me, everything is going to be okay. Please stop crying hysterically. You can do this. You can keep your mouth shut. You are actually allowed to say nothing.
Okay, I'll tell you what... I'm going to leave you alone for a while, 'cause I've obviously caused you some major distress.
I'll see you later, okay?
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