I hate Crocs.They're hideous.
They're not as comfortable as people say they are, not comfy enough to compensate for their ugliness.
As much as air is allowed to pass through them, they still stink of feet.
The strap is pathetically insecure and poorly designed.
They're not suitable for when it rains and your feet get cold in the wintertime.
I hate seeing pictures of the Croc-pile (as pictured) and I hate that they come in an array of the brightest, most obscene colors.
Elderly people and young children are tricked into wearing them, by middle-aged people that are blind to the horrible offense Crocs cause against fashion.
I've never worn them and I never will. If they're nothing but an atrocity to the eyes, I can't imagine myself being able to bear wearing them on my own two feet. Yeuck.


