Wednesday, November 18, 2009

190 - People who pretend to be cats


When I was in my fourth year of primary school, I knew these two girls who would always sneak out of class to go to the ladies' room together. Even at my young age, I suspected that they might be engaging in some lesbionic activities at first, but it turns out that they were doing something a little less sexual, but a little bit more scary.

The bathroom doors weren't closed, so any passer-by could see the sink area, which is where they were, instead of the cubicles doing excretory business. One day, I decided to follow them out of the classroom, and I found them kneeling on the floor where the window of the washroom was, next to the sinks, and they were meowing up at the sky, so it seems, like wolves howling at the moon. Between purring toward the big blue, they would also lick the back of their palms (paws), and stroke their own imaginary tails (seriously). It was beyond bizarre for me to catch a glimpse of.

They saw me watching them, so they moved on their hands and knees toward me, like actual felines. I asked them what they were doing, and one of them, out of nowhere, reached out her hand, lashed me and scratched my face with her sharp nails. Then, I was left with a Jurassic Park-like laceration on my face.

That was weird, painful, and stupid. Damn girls and their weird games.

9 comments:

Chrissy said...

You are right - That is bizarre. But, I have to say that no matter what weird things I did as a kid, that was not one of them. lol.

Kids are weird. No way around it.

tattytiara said...

Very very funny - the title alone made me giggle-snort.

missykimmy said...

HAHA, that was hilarious, although I'm sorry for you, for the Jurassic-Park-like laceration. Must have been terrifying to have a human being attack you like a wild cat!

Are the girls now at a mental institute? (:

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Ruchi said...

hehehehe..that was one of the weirdest title for a blog post, I've come across!

But, seriously, although I dont know anyone who might pretend to act like a cat, I get what you mean!!

Cheers,
Ruchi

plentymorefishoutofwater said...

This is one of the most bizarre stories I've ever heard...class that you followed them.

Naomi said...

I never really saw the appeal in acting like cats, who are known for being very absorbed with their own existence.

Vivienne said...

how old were they???

Randa said...

Wow . . . now that's a story. Why would people do that?

Shimmer said...

they attacked u, wow. thats pretty weird

ive seen little kids pretending to be animals, but these 2 got carried away :D