Thursday, February 12, 2009

106 - Leaving the potty seat on the toilet bowl

I've had seven hours of school, which luckily featured the mundane Othello, mind-boggling mathematical set theory, a very boring hour-long physics class about how a CD works, and major grilling by my chemistry teacher about some missing assignments.

I've had a long day. I don't need to find my three-year-old cousin's potty seat... there when I simple would like to satisfy my urge to pee. I just - want - to take - a piss.

I don't need it.

I don't need it, I tell you. I don't need the horridly happy horses, and the creepily cute cats, and the foul, funny frogs, and the damn distasteful DOGS, welcoming me to my daily urination after school.

Who the Hell left it there?!?!


Anonymous said...

haha sorry this post just made me laugh. i know it's not funny.
it's alctually quite cute, looks similar to the toilet seat i have in my current flat. it's turqouise woith some odd sea shells stuff.
(my housemate is gay, that's where it came from)

Bunc said...

Maybe it's been left there so that you can test your aim - 10 points for splashing the happy horses, five points for a frog and twenty points if you manage to get it into the hole without touching the sides.

Alan said...

You can remove it better than him. You best straighten up BOY!


J.J. in L.A. said...

You think you have it bad? I grew up with 6, count 'em, SIX males who never put the toilet seat down. Oh yeah, and I'm dating a man who doesn't do it either! :P

Jane said...

Haha that's cute! I can't believe people took time to spell the animals name beside them!
3 year-olds... blame it on the little cousin.

Real Live Lesbian said...

Looks kinda soft and comfy to me!

Michael said...

Vivienne: It's okay if it makes you laugh. It's meant to. :)

Bunc: Oh, dear, I hope not.

Alan: I'm sure it wasn't him who placed it there.

J.J.: Down or up? Up or down... I don't really know.

Jane: It's quite a cute one, yes.

RLL: A bit too small too.